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McMurtry Announces Upside-down One Make Series
In an effort to boost exposure and sales of their track only electric fan car, McMurtry has announced a new one-make series for their car, the Spéirling. The Michelin Spéirling Inverse Cup (presented by WindShear), is a series unlike anything before: the cars will race upside down! The idea to exploit this electric nugget’s ability…
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Everyone has Jaguars end of life timeline wrong: The end started in the 80’s and 90’s, not the 00’s
From an abandoned prsion in the woods of PA the skinwalker presents: I’m going to make the absurd case to you all wonderful consumers here, that Jaguar up until very recently and for the last decade was actually a good company, up until the recent all too public downfall of the British, wait American, perhaps…
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Saturn SC2 Restomod Debut
Fresh off the feedlot chute of automotive journalism, baked til crisp perfection and served on a silver platter for you hungry fucka, we have some big news. “Yet another unaffordable, limited run, unasked for ‘restomod’ of a classic car that just needed new bushings, lights, and electronic ignition to be usable?” We hear your cries.…
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New Amphibious Super Car Sinks During Launch
HydroCar, makers of a hydrogen fuel cell amphibious hyper car, suffered a set back during their launch event (which we at MSIMA were legally invited to and did not have to tunnel our way in underneath the car before launch). But before the tragic sinking, let’s give you uneducated masses some context! HydroCar was founded…
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Top Ten Fiat 850 Derivations
Creating a model lineup of cars was so much easier in the 1960s. You’ve gotta love their way of thinking. Make one car model with 12 different engines and 7 completely different varients. So your cargo van and your convertible share both a chassis, engine, and probably a lot else. And most importantly, they’re all…
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2024 Ford Edge TITANIUM AWD – Edge Me Harder Daddy
Mom’s BMW X5 went it for repairs, and now THIS thing is in our possession…. I’m gonna touch all the settings in the holy Ford ipad. So, this pill shaped thing is… an SUV. With an “Ecoboost” 2.0L i4. And awd. And it has a hatch!? Fuck it, close enough, welcome back Focus RS. Except…
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2018 Suzuki Celerio – MY CAR A CELERY?
My grandma is old. I know yours will be too. So, out went the Nissan March, and in came this! It’s not a stick! It’s even better! It’s an automated manual. Buckle up ya fucks. You’ll need to, this thing is a ride. So what exactly is a Suzuki Celerio? Well it’s a tiny little…
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2024 Chevy Onix – Literally God On Wheels
How the hell did I end up with this Brazilian made General Motors turd? Well, it’s a Uruguayan rental. And that’s as much background as you’ll get! This unfortunate hatchback is almost a GR Corolla! Both have a small displacement inline 3, are handsomely styled hatchbacks, and are six speed manuals! Sure, this car is…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2024 Awards
THATS RIGHT YA BUNCHA MINDLESS CONSUMERS! WE’RE BACK AT IT AGAIN! Another year, another batch of unfortunate cars we’ve driven and written about. Each of them are shit in their own special way, although some are so far down the brown scale it might as well be in Satan’s septic tank. So, as a reward…
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