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Californian Coach Builder Introduces the Ford Flexi-Flex

In a lazy effort to justify this last minute photoshop of an idea gone south, we esteemed writers at MSIMA present the general public with this article: Oh the Ford Flex! A vehicle so prolific and impactful, so short lived in this mortal realm. We haven’t forgotten, and neither has Californian coach builder “FlexingDreams inc.”.…
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2015 Mercedes CLS400 4matic – Shouting Into the Void

Our very own MSIMA pimp and hoarder of mainly old Mercedes Benzs had a moment of realization: “the only car I own from the current millennia is currently a 6000lb British lawn ornament”. Now armed with this knowledge and the rising cost of gas compared to the up keep of a 1988 w126 420 SEL,…
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Top 10 Most Villainous Cars

Typically, we bring you stories of true automotive underdogs, funny characters, and wretched machinations. These are the unsung heroes of the automotive world. Today, we bring you the villains. The cars here are omens of misfortune, bringing pain and suffering of all kinds to the innocent.
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Community Poll: What Is Your Automotive Nemesis?

Share this with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! How does the conversation always cycle back to BMWs? Each instance of a mildly divisive or otherwise open-ended inquiry being posed to the masses devolves into a discussion of those ubiquitous, inescapable symptoms of the universe and mankind’s hubris. An inevitable, ever recurring wave…
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2000 Saab 9-3 Convertible – Var Är Toaletten?

An old buddy of mine from the intern days drove out from Greensboro to Kannapolis to meet yo boys from MSIMA. Coming from Germany, he needed a slab to drive to work over his latest internship. And thus, the Saab 9-3 (‘vert!). Also, he is very German, but zis will come into play later. With…
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The Mazda 323 is really just an Aston Martin DB7 in a Suit

What does a Japanese econo-blob and a bloated British GT car have in common? Fuck all you might think. Well, fair reader, they’re actually the same car. No. No no. No, stop it. You’re really gonna argue this about the damn tail lights? Really? Eat shit asshole! ALERT, ALERT, MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT THE MAZDA 323 IS…
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Top Ten Cars We Are Waiting to be Made

Often times, car manufactures love to hype up and excite the public with outrageous prototypes the world believes are actually going to be made. Or, rumors and connections can be made through the threads of a lonely internet car forum, drawing conspiracy theories on the walls of a bathroom. Either way, these are 10 cars…
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1987 Porsche 944 Turbo – Just Retire Already

NO! GTFO, THATS NOT A REAL PORSCHE. THATS A POOR-SCHE; YOU ONLY BUY ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE POOR!! ITS A LEFTOVER HALF ABORTION FROM VW THAT THOSE FUCKS AT STUTTGART- oh we get to drive it? Uhhhhhh. Another Porsche review!? Right after that Cayman? Actually, this and the 5’er that will follow came from the beginning…
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Top 10 Polaris Slingshots

The Polaris Slingshot is a world renown sports car with an unusually odd about of wheels. Most people know it for the production version found adorned with LED lights and large speakers, but some creative individuals have taken the Slingshot base to another level: 10. Off-Road Slingshot Everyone knows the slingshot is a monster on…



