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How To Delete & Tune Your Gas Can
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Premium Fuel Productsᵗᵐ We are very timely with our publications, do not fret. Just ignore the fact that this follow-up article was posted well over a year after the first part… For legal reasons, MSIMA, SwedishDiesel Group and EZ Pour Spouts do NOT condone bypassing applicable EPA, CARB and safety…
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The Top 10 Again…
The Top 10… again?!? Are they out of ideas?! No……. and fuck you for thinking as much. You see, we at MSIMA merely have our various corporate sponsor overlords to please, and as such, the content must flow. So without anymore hesitation at gunpoint, we’re gonna share with you the Top Ten! (Again). You might…
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Vittori Motors Announces GT2 Program
Tighten your assholes, cause we’ve violated SEVERAL NDA’s and are now banned from traveling through EU nations just to give YOU the best god-damn news we can. Eat it up, you worthless consumers, like the cattle in a feedlot that you are. Anyways. Start up AI-POWERED hypercar company, Vittori Motors, has announced big motorsports ambitions…
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Mis-Shift into the Automotive Testing Expo
The what? What’s the “Automotive Testing Expo”? Well that’s what I’m here to tell you fuckers. Put yourself in my shoes: A fresh-faced, excited and new automotive testing engineer, hot of the heels of grabbing his first actual engineering job. What’s this? Work trip to Michigan? Count me in! Little did I know what I…
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Spoon Released CFD Optimized Spoon
News from Japan this week, as famed Honda tuner and racer Spoon have unveiled a new product. Leveraging their aerodynamic department’s skills, the Spoon SP00N is a departure from their normal operations. After seeing HKS release a series of commemorative shot glasses, engineers figured that they could to something similar. And thus the task of…
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The Pitiful Existence of the Mazda MX-30
Sometimes, when talking about inanimate objects, I feel a little bad when being mean and shitting on it. Whatever it is, it didn’t ask to be poorly thought out, engineered, and manufactured. And when you drive certain bad cars, you can’t help but feel like the car knows it’s bad. Like it knows it was…
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Fiat 500 Designer Decisions: Gucci or Armani?
So, you’re boujee. The issue is, you’re not S-Class rich, you’re pre-owned 130k mile C-Class rich, and you can’t hang without the digi dash. What’s a bitch to do? Good news! Fiat has you covered, with two special edition Fiat 500s from the drippiest of fashion brands. First up is the luxury handbag, shoes and…
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Ford to Genetically Alter Workers to be “Built Ford Tough”
Breaking news from the world of the automotive! You better have your assholes mis-shifted dear consumers, because our operatives successfully infiltrated the internal servers at Ford’s R&D center. And after shifting through a bunch of failed Ford GT reboots and plans for a Mustang LMH car, we found the “Ford Tough Initiative 2”. After an…
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THE Panoz Esperante, America’s TVR
Let’s start with a short introduction to this car. 302-400 horsepower. An all Aluminum frame. 2600 lbs (1200kg). A tiny steering wheel, no ABS, no stability control. Fully independent suspension. The front is bespoke, design by the company themselves, while the rear is dropped right out of the terminator cobra. And it raced in GT1…
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