Category: Typical Transportation Tribulations
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2003 Mini Cooper S – Supercharge All The Things
OHHH BABY, ITS NUGGET TIME! My favorite time. “Long time MSIMA” consumers of content might recognize that white Hyundai Genesis from an earlier review. If not, go be a good consumer and read it. The more views we get, the more power we obtain, and I need at least 20,000 power to get into the…
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2003 Subaru Forester – Another One Fights The Rust
Woe, Mister Dan! All this talk, this chatter from ye, proclaimed professeur of shitboxery. Thou drive many a machine but what of thy own? Doth thou drive? Doth thou even hoon? Yes I do, dear reader, and this is what I do it with. After nearly 1.5 years of ownership, it is time to review…
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2024 Volvo S60 – What is the Meaning of Free Will Anyway?
Another night like many others with our local group of idiots. One more rental, one more night of pushing the limits of what a commuter car was designed for. Welcome, mis-shifted consumer of content, to a night “with da boyz” : a 2024 Volvo S60. We start off with just why this car is being…
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2013 Nissan Versa – The Vile and the Hateful
From the hall of a local abandoned hydroelectric plant, The Skinwalker presents This is without a doubt the worst vehicle I have driven with no redeeming part of the experience. These cars should not exist but here we are. Ahhhh Nissan, a company once loved and now loathed, I have a soft spot for Nissan solely because the…
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1994 C4 Corvette Hardtop – Have I Seen the Light?
Ah the c4 corvette. What a car, what a contraption. You know, the C4 corvette was one of the first reviews I wrote back in 2023. It was fever induced, rage filled tirade about just how shit my friend’s C4, and this car in general, can be. And from that, I might’ve to have slightly…
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2001 Bentley Arnage Red Label – Jump into Another Tax Bracket
What are we doing here? We shouldn’t be in here. Us two college dipshits shouldn’t be anywhere near a car with “the big B” on its nose, and truth be told even if we had the means to afford one, we’d be too “low brow” and “new money” for this. And yet here we are,…
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2010 Honda Odyssey – The Donkey Van Provides
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! I once wrote that every minivan has two lives. The first as negligible as, say, the life-quality contributions of a good water bottle. One of those tapered metal ones with the screw on cap, which does its job with a robust sense of…
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1966/70 El Merc-ino 250S 350- Criusing in the Contraption
No, I’m not going to explain myself. It’s a 60’s Mercedes 250S. It’s also a Ute. And it’s also a holly carb’d Chevy 350 swapped boomer mobile. Please hold your questions till the end. I promise you they probably will go unanswered. Oh classic Mercedes, your build quality still makes me blush. No I’m not…
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2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 – Crank so Flat, Head so Flat
Yea yea friends in high places or whatever. Blow me. Do you wanna know how it drives or not? The Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 is the reason why the zl1 1le has heater and cooled bucked seats and why the Camaro z28 fell to new ND Miata prices after three years of existing. It’s a…
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Community Poll: The Best of The Worst of Marketplace
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls:https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Monty – Al Faromino It’s like an Italian Chevy SSR. ‘Vert? Yup. Coupe? Oh yea. Bed? Si. But now even better because it’s an Alfa Romeo. The engine bay is lined with oil and the bed is lined with wood. That which makes this home-grown…