Category: Typical Transportation Tribulations
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2023 Mazda MX-5 Miata Sport Tech (ND2) – Alpine Passes and Expensive Gasses
No time to explain asshole, I have two ND Miatas and everything from the German Alps to Rimini on the coast of Italy as my playground. Get in, buckle your ass up, and clutch kick this 2.0L slice of high revving self fulfillment into a grand tour from Munich to Rimini! The ND Miata retains…
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2023 Forester Wilderness – I Want My Shitbox Back
Deep in the warped form of the false self, a fragment of the true soul remains. Here, as now I find myself in a most strange environment. I am sitting in the Subaru Forester. I drive a Subaru Forester, and the OEM plasti-dipped black badges mark this as one. And yet, this machine surrounding me…
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2017 Toyota Corolla – Yet Another Corolla
This car makes you feel like a taxi driver in Mexico City when whipping around the block. The steering wheel is a little bigger than expected and the steering ratio a little larger than expected, leading to a great cockpit to play Bus Simulator 2018 in. Really, this car is very easy to swing around…
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Community Poll: Which Car Would You Let Ruin Your Life?
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls: https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Why do we seek to drink poison? For some cars, their faults and the sheer financial and personal damage they can cause come to overshadow the merits of their build. And yet some seek them out. Some gain a devoted following of poor affluent…
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2007 C6 Corvette Boomer Spec – How a Platform with Great Potential Can be Drug Down by One Bad Part.
From an abandoned turbine hall, the skinwalker presents a review of a 2007 Chevrolet Corvette convertible 6 speed auto As you can see, this is a car owned by a grandparent, in a spec that nobody under the age of 40 would willingly choose, the fully specced interior, power convertible top, and a 6 speed…
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2010 Ford Flex – Flexing on the Haters
I rather be ford flexing than get ford flexed on, but in truth I’d rather be euthanized. Welcome to the Flex, a refrigerator of a car that was pushed over and motorized. It looks like a fridge and drives like one too, every single movement is like pushing through sludge. Have you ever wanted to…
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The Ultimate Liberal Mobile: 2007 Toyota Corolla CE
By Xaroula When your kid starts driving you’re always thinking what can be the safest vehicle for them to drive, right? Well, that’s exactly what my boyfriend’s mother thought when she went through with the purchase of a 2007 Toyota Corolla CE, with 170k miles for his very first, and currently only, car in 2019.…
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2023 Kia Forte GT – I’m Old Now and Computers Scare Me
Hello all, I have located a usable WiFi signal while traversing a new, unexplored ring of hell. I have returned again to mis-shift into the prominent ass that is online journalism. And I appreciate all of you who bothered to show up for lecture. Recently, I found myself in another unique and foreign situation, in…
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2008 Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor – I AM BETTER THAN YOU
If you have a superiority complex, this is the car for you. It’s for your uncle who swears he could’ve been in the military if he didn’t get AIDs in the 70s, who carries around an “apocalypse box” in the trunk just in case! He can do that because the trunk on this goddamn thing…
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2005 Ford Focus – Weebles Wobble, but they don’t fall down
Now, those who know me know I love the Mk. 1 Focus. In fact, I own one, however this one isn’t a paperweight like mine. You’ll learn more about mine later, but for now I must leave you with this. It’s is a Mk. 1.5 Ford Focus, the facelift redo of the first generation egg…