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Top 10 Places to Get Married (to Your Car)
From the homeless tent of your local NonCredible™ Mechanophile Whenever you see her, your knees get weak. You can’t stop thinking about her. Her name… A Toyota Matrix? Look, whatever car gets you going, I’m not here to judge. I’m just here to guide you through the most important decision of your life: where to…
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How Many Hotwheels can fit in the Human Rectum?
Rectum? HARDLY KNEW EM!! Its simple really. How many hotwheels cars will fit within the average human rectum? Bored mathematicians and concerned doctors the world over have been asking this question since man was first aware he had a rectum. We at MSIMA have been made aware of this unsolved conundrum, and given our name…
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1966/70 El Merc-ino 250S 350- Criusing in the Contraption
No, I’m not going to explain myself. It’s a 60’s Mercedes 250S. It’s also a Ute. And it’s also a holly carb’d Chevy 350 swapped boomer mobile. Please hold your questions till the end. I promise you they probably will go unanswered. Oh classic Mercedes, your build quality still makes me blush. No I’m not…
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Top 5 Bolt Patterns
Wheel bolts are what hold the feet of our favorite vehicles onto their body, nice and firm. There are all kinds of patterns, and boy does my 58 iq brain love patterns. Lets look at the best. 5. 6 Bolt The 6-lug is usually reserved for BIG ASS TRUCKS, but there are still some cars…
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Cammers – The Future of Muscle Was Too Good For Us
Cammer? Isn’t that one of those ladies that take internet videos of their feet? Well…yes I suppose so, but that’s beside the point. Take your meds. We have spoken before on forgotten engines from American history, even if sometimes they are Japanese. But this remains one of my favorite topics to info dump – lecture…
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2017 Ford Taurus Sues for Being Born
Breaking news coming from the court room, the automotive world has been shocked by the surprising decision of one particular 2017 Ford Taurus. Somehow, this specific forgettable Taurus is suing the Ford Motor Company just for being born. The affidavit states it “hates its existence” and liked the experience to “being born disabled”. The suit claims negligence, emotional…
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200th Article Special: Top 10 Petrolhead Gifts
Merry Christmas happy new years Valentines Day happy birthday to me Happy 200th article special, you buncha consumers. Its Christmas New Years someone’sBirthday Valentine’s Day March 6th out there. And while scouring the wastelands of what once was a half completed article idea, we now bring you the best gifts for that special petrolhead in…
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A Man with no Sense of Direction and a Man who can’t Give Directions Team Up for Rally America Season
Coming to the last Rally America season, a disabled entry from the United Paralympian’s of America have been testing rigorously in the parking lots of warehouse complex’s. Using an older Ford Fiesta (half for it’s high quality Ford SYNC headunit, and other half because of the lack of federal funding), this disabled team consists of…
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2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 – Crank so Flat, Head so Flat
Yea yea friends in high places or whatever. Blow me. Do you wanna know how it drives or not? The Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 is the reason why the zl1 1le has heater and cooled bucked seats and why the Camaro z28 fell to new ND Miata prices after three years of existing. It’s a…
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Community Poll: The Best of The Worst of Marketplace
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls:https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Monty – Al Faromino It’s like an Italian Chevy SSR. ‘Vert? Yup. Coupe? Oh yea. Bed? Si. But now even better because it’s an Alfa Romeo. The engine bay is lined with oil and the bed is lined with wood. That which makes this home-grown…
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