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Cross Country in da Karl
The build up of anticipation to drive a car named “the Karl” was immense. I mean, for one it’s literally called, “the Karl”. That’s like driving a car in the US called “the Bob”. Anyways, for months I’ve been relegated to the role of “passenger princess” since I started to call Munich home (oh the…
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Top 10 Fiat 500s
The Fiat 500 is well known to be one of the best automobiles on planet earth, undisputed by everyone in the know. This leads to a slew of somehow better special editions that are incredible in every way. We will go through these masterpieces now. 10. Fiat 500 Cult Get ready to join the Fiat 500 Cult. Let…
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1971 VW Sand Rail – The Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger (Slow)
No. Fuck you. This isn’t a car. I don’t know why we let the Polaris slingshit or the bikes pass but n- Anyways, now that Monty has been locked away in my special room with no windows, we can proceed. Sorry, I needed to lock him away for now, because this is a special one.…
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Our First Serious Article – lmao XD rofl (rawr) (I felt emotions)
(This might be a bit pretentious lmao) You’re a little shit in middle school, and congrats you’re now into cars. McLaren this and Porsche that, and suddenly you’ve been persuaded that those 4 wheeled hunks of metal are the coolest things on the planet. And lucky for you, your dad is nuts, takes you on…
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F1 looks to add more authoritarian Regimes to Calander
After the mess that was the Las Vegas GP, F1 has been looking at easier countries to bribe host street circuits at. This comes at the dismally of both Formula 1 and the casino owners who backed the event at the government’s unwillingness to help them out. The United States was unwilling to deploy the…
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2009 Fiat Panda 1.1 – Ultra Cheap Thrills
A review by Comrade Zdzisław You know every night I dream about getting a Saab 9-5 wagon. I mean come on, with those looks and that performance, it would be worth it. Of course that is not what I have when I wake up in the morning and walk out to the residential parking lot…
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The “Bid Mobile” – Trust Me, I’m an “Engineer”
WTF!? NOT A CAR NOT A CAR NOT A CAR! I hear your cries, your desperate pleas to understand just what this abomination upon the mechanical I have before you today. Well, dear consumer of content, we have a real Daytona Beach special before you now. Anyways, what is… it? Glad you asked, disembodied voice…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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2023 Mazda MX-5 Miata Sport Tech (ND2) – Alpine Passes and Expensive Gasses
No time to explain asshole, I have two ND Miatas and everything from the German Alps to Rimini on the coast of Italy as my playground. Get in, buckle your ass up, and clutch kick this 2.0L slice of high revving self fulfillment into a grand tour from Munich to Rimini! The ND Miata retains…
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The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Has Gone Missing!!!
After reports about the Slim Jim Z going missing, it seems someone else has taken the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. (12/18/2023 08:25 AM) Reports are showing that while traveling between Missouri and Illinois for it’s winter tour, someone has stolen the rather famous RV. No one knows who the suspects are or could be, however…
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