Category: Car Culture
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Tales from the Inbox: Hypercar Hijinks
We received this email from one Maxwell Chetterston, who expressed grave concern about our validity as “professional automotive journalists”. Lmao alright dude: Dear so called Assholes, I have read through the sorry excuse for a humorous website, and I have many grievances with the affront to my eyes that I’ve had to behold. However, chiefly…
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Tales from the Inbox: Fan Mail From Clark Wellington
The following email was received at MSIMA headquarters from Mr. Clark G. Wellington, who was kind enough to share his unique automotive experience and propose an enticing offer. This message is unedited. From: cgwells@hotmail.com ALEXA START RECORDING. ALEXA RECORD MESSAGE START RECORDING. NO DEAR I’M TALKING TO THE COMPUTER. YES. YES I’LL GET IT LATER…
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Chrysler Pentastar V6 Unearthed in Archeological Dig
Off the coast of the Nile River, archeologists have made a remarkable discovery. An untouched tomb belonging to a yet un-named ancient Egyptian prince was discovered last week while surveying the land for a new irrigation installation. Countless artifacts from the early years of the ancient Egyptian empire have been carefully excavated, as well as…
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2003 Subaru Forester – Another One Fights The Rust
Woe, Mister Dan! All this talk, this chatter from ye, proclaimed professeur of shitboxery. Thou drive many a machine but what of thy own? Doth thou drive? Doth thou even hoon? Yes I do, dear reader, and this is what I do it with. After nearly 1.5 years of ownership, it is time to review…
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Local Florida Kid Gets Work Done at GExhuast
Ryan, 19, was spotted by his friends on Instagram today at famed south Florida exhaust specialists, GExhuast. “Bro told us he had big plans, but naaah bro, fr you cappin”, one fine young lad told us. Ryan’s Hyundai Genesis GT R Spec has been a work in progress since 2022, when he traded in his…
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How Many Hotwheels can fit in the Human Rectum?
Rectum? HARDLY KNEW EM!! Its simple really. How many hotwheels cars will fit within the average human rectum? Bored mathematicians and concerned doctors the world over have been asking this question since man was first aware he had a rectum. We at MSIMA have been made aware of this unsolved conundrum, and given our name…
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Cammers – The Future of Muscle Was Too Good For Us
Cammer? Isn’t that one of those ladies that take internet videos of their feet? Well…yes I suppose so, but that’s beside the point. Take your meds. We have spoken before on forgotten engines from American history, even if sometimes they are Japanese. But this remains one of my favorite topics to info dump – lecture…
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Community Poll: The Best of The Worst of Marketplace
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls:https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Monty – Al Faromino It’s like an Italian Chevy SSR. ‘Vert? Yup. Coupe? Oh yea. Bed? Si. But now even better because it’s an Alfa Romeo. The engine bay is lined with oil and the bed is lined with wood. That which makes this home-grown…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #03
Yeah it’s PM here bringing yall the low down on yet another set of wheels. This time our contender hails from a nation where being a pimp is a respected government position. That’s right, I’m talking about England and no that is not a city as some rap lore may suggest. The queen of England…
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Florida Man Acquires so many Mercedes W126’s the Earths Crust has Started to Crack
A certain Sir. Reginald, who resides in the swamps of south Florida, is an avid collector of the specific Mercedes W126 chassis code. This chassis ran from 1979 to 1990. With such a long run time, there have been plenty made in all kind of different flavors. However, Mercedes seems to have made an oversight in the logistics…