Category: Car Culture
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Man buys car with CB radio Antenna, Now Wanted by the KGB
Local south Florida man recently imported an AE85 from Japan. The car had several oddities that attracted our buyer (who’s identity we will remain hidden), from an HKS turbo, rare bodywork, and oddly enough, what he believed to be a CB radio. However, after fighting the DMV bureaucracy, the buyer finally took the car out…
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The Story Behind The Corvette SportWagon
Here at MSIMA we all love wagons, but the one I am going to talk about today is a slightly different take. What you are seeing is a C3 Corvette wagon conversion. It is not a homemade piece, there were multiple companies and people who sold wagon conversion kits to Corvette owners. The idea first…
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Nissan Altimas
Fuck me. It’s almost 12 am, I’m spending a night in Tampa after watching two endurance races at Sebring before having to drive cross state to Daytona, and I can’t sleep. Tighten your assholes and throw out some brain cells, I’m gonna ramble about some Nissans. Wow another dipshit that’s gonna shit on the Nissan…
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Porsche Running Out of Numbers For New 911 Generation
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona The crisis becomes clearer as engineers search for a way to count below 1 Recently MSIMA informants have relayed concerning news from the Porsche headquarters in Stuttgart. As the company makes early preparations for the next generation of 911 sports cars, engineers have reportedly discovered that the company…
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In The Defense of Simple Cars
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona Every car is brought into this world with purposes. Multiple, sometimes countless intentions of function, form, and a method to convey each. But in the end, at the mercy of the general public, each will be remembered a certain way. Machines have identities, souls, and traits that the…
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CVT or CBT?
Cock and Ball Torture, or CBT, is a form of BDSM play that involves inflicting pain and pressure on the male genitalia. Many people find this type of play to be both exciting and pleasurable, and it has become a popular form of sexual expression. But did you know that the same principles of CBT…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #02
Hey hey… guess who it is? Das right, it’s me again your favorite fresh ride reviewer. Pimpmasta with a capital P! I promised you young homies out there that I got something for you, and when Pimpmasta says he has something… he always delivers! So maybe you like that R63, but you just bought a…
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Why the Mercedes 420 SEL is the Toyota Hilux of Germany
In many ways, the Mercedes-Benz 420SEL is the Toyota Hilux of Germany. It’s a workhorse that can handle just about anything you throw at it, and it’s built to last. I should know, because I own 38 of them. I started my collection back in 2001, when I bought my first 420SEL for $2,500. It…
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An American’s Fascination with the Small and the Crappy
To those of you who live outside of the US and Canada, cars such as the i10, i20, Megane, 208, Leon, c1, Punto, Gol, UP!, c4 cactus, Panda, Mito, etc etc all must seem like mundane, dreary vehicles. FWD, underpowered outside of maybe a “hot” version, funky styling for the sake of itself, and miniscule…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #01
I know you young players out there eye that 3 pointed star with glossy eyes and throbbing cocks. I was once there too, drooling over a C250 like a French bulldog in 100° heat. Apologies to the detailing staff that had to clean up after I finished on the seat. And while the thought of…