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The Ultimate Liberal Mobile: 2007 Toyota Corolla CE
By Xaroula When your kid starts driving you’re always thinking what can be the safest vehicle for them to drive, right? Well, that’s exactly what my boyfriend’s mother thought when she went through with the purchase of a 2007 Toyota Corolla CE, with 170k miles for his very first, and currently only, car in 2019.…
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Petit Lemans Gets Renamed to Grande Lemans
BREAKING NEWS:For the 2024 IMSA season, Petit Le Mans will be renamed to “Grande Le Mans” after a wholesale renovation of Road Atlanta. Outrage from upper management once they learned that “petit” was French for “tiny” lead to sweeping changes to the event. From an increased grid size to a complete renovation and redesign of…
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IMSA asks Peacock to Adjust Ad to Racing Footage Ratio
After being overwhelmed with complaints through the 2023 season, the lads over at IMSA have finally reached out to streaming partner Peacock to renegotiate their contract. Specifically, the clause that dictates the percentage of the stream dedicated to advertisement space. “After being bombarded with complaints, we decided to have a look ourselves.” Head of IMSA…
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F1 Keeps barely-paid Bangladeshi Migrant Workers on stand by over Looming Hospitality Strike Ahead of Las Vegas Gran Prix
“As they say, The show must go on!”, said an F1 board member, “Especially when that show involves casinos selling “exclusive F1 experiences” for 7 digit sums and a completely sold out suite of general ticket and luxury booth holders”. Yes, not only has the Las Vegas Gran Prix sold out of general admission tickets…
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Caesars Palace Offers Ultra Exclusive Las Vegas GP Experience
Hot off the newsroom, your only source of reliable automotive content returns with news from the upcoming Las Vegas Gran Prix (or LVGP for those in the know)! And boy do we have some exclusive luxury content to grace your plebeian eyes today. Ah Las Vegas, city that somehow manages to blend stupid luxury with…
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2023 Kia Forte GT – I’m Old Now and Computers Scare Me
Hello all, I have located a usable WiFi signal while traversing a new, unexplored ring of hell. I have returned again to mis-shift into the prominent ass that is online journalism. And I appreciate all of you who bothered to show up for lecture. Recently, I found myself in another unique and foreign situation, in…
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Mis-Shift Stickers Shipped by Bottle
After our flock of Carrier pigeons flew over a shoot range and were mistakenly used as targets, we at MSIMA have sought a new means of shipping the official, brand new artisanally crafted MISIMA stickers. You you read that right consumer. We got merch! (*editors note, we only have a sticker for now*) Your cries…
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Chrysler Released the Cordoba of Omnipotence: God Help Us All
In an attempt to reclaim something vaguely resembling relevance, Chrysler sent out a team of engineers to locate a relic from time that never was. Stumbling through the ruins of what once was a part of Detroit, they found what they sought. In a catacomb by the locker room, a lone Chrysler Cordoba sits center…
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2008 Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor – I AM BETTER THAN YOU
If you have a superiority complex, this is the car for you. It’s for your uncle who swears he could’ve been in the military if he didn’t get AIDs in the 70s, who carries around an “apocalypse box” in the trunk just in case! He can do that because the trunk on this goddamn thing…
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HSR Introduces New Category for the Classic 24 Hours of Daytona : Pre-Pre-Season Testing
After several confused reports over the years about why Turner Motorsports was running their active GT3 car or “why is there an LMP3 in my historic race”, organizers at Historic Sportscar Racing have decided to act. For the 2023 Classic 24 hour race at Daytona, they are opening up a new class specifically for teams…
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