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2023 Forester Wilderness – I Want My Shitbox Back
Deep in the warped form of the false self, a fragment of the true soul remains. Here, as now I find myself in a most strange environment. I am sitting in the Subaru Forester. I drive a Subaru Forester, and the OEM plasti-dipped black badges mark this as one. And yet, this machine surrounding me…
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2017 Toyota Corolla – Yet Another Corolla
This car makes you feel like a taxi driver in Mexico City when whipping around the block. The steering wheel is a little bigger than expected and the steering ratio a little larger than expected, leading to a great cockpit to play Bus Simulator 2018 in. Really, this car is very easy to swing around…
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Community Poll: Which Car Would You Let Ruin Your Life?
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls: https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Why do we seek to drink poison? For some cars, their faults and the sheer financial and personal damage they can cause come to overshadow the merits of their build. And yet some seek them out. Some gain a devoted following of poor affluent…
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Catch me pulling up with yo girl in da whippopotamus
Der he is, pullin up on yo block with a slap that makes all the hoes wet within a five mile radius. Shits dripping so hard, I’m iced worse than Nome Alaska. The “whippopotamus”, the only vehicle that can go tow to tow with an Ox Cart and not be completely embarrassed. You wanna pull…
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Mercedes Unveils the Generically Engineered Potato Behind EQ Designs
After facing criticism from the unwashed masses who believe their opinions matter in the design world, Mercedes Benz has decided to take action. Their design team finally revealed to the public the potato their department had been using as a basis for their current line of EQ electric cars. “The best work comes from nature,…
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Ford Performance Seeks Group Therapy – Ford GT MK IV
The most recent Ford GT has been in production since 2016. And officially, the car should’ve been put to pasture as late as last year. But with the announcement of the MK IV, a no fucks given track car, it seems that Ford just can’t help themselves. We reached out to Ford to see if…
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2007 C6 Corvette Boomer Spec – How a Platform with Great Potential Can be Drug Down by One Bad Part.
From an abandoned turbine hall, the skinwalker presents a review of a 2007 Chevrolet Corvette convertible 6 speed auto As you can see, this is a car owned by a grandparent, in a spec that nobody under the age of 40 would willingly choose, the fully specced interior, power convertible top, and a 6 speed…
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Automotive Cooking Tricks THEY Don’t Want You To Know
A collection of our staff’s favorite tips and tricks for the culinary driver. After breaking into the recently opened Car Café, the journalists at MSIMA threatened the kitchen staff with listing facts about diesel electric trains for several hours unless their secrets are told. Some of our personal favorite methods have been thrown in the…
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2010 Ford Flex – Flexing on the Haters
I rather be ford flexing than get ford flexed on, but in truth I’d rather be euthanized. Welcome to the Flex, a refrigerator of a car that was pushed over and motorized. It looks like a fridge and drives like one too, every single movement is like pushing through sludge. Have you ever wanted to…
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Ford Releases 2024 Mustang Nascar homologation
After revealing their updated nextgen NASCAR (now clothed in the new dark horse body), Ford also made a special announcement. Ford is releasing a limited run “homologation” package for the 2024 mustang dark wing. Owners can expect a bump in power, new BBS wheels, and a unique Red-White-&-Blue interior. More interestingly, Homologation package will also…
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