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McLaren to Start Apocalypse on the 27th of February
Recently McLaren Automotive has posted on LinkedIn the above teaser showing a random sheet of metal with some color and a date/time. To most, this may indicate a new car or product from McLaren. We don’t blame you for thinking this, we just know more than you. This is because according to a top secret…
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2020 Alfa Romeo Gulia ti Q4 – Lovably Mediocre
Oh Alfa Romeo. Revered by petrol heads the world across for like 10 top trim variants of road cars, all the race cars, and then letting the rest just kinda slide. Because who wants to think about a base 90’s spider or diesel Mito, when we have cars like the 33 Stradale or original Gulia…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #03
Yeah it’s PM here bringing yall the low down on yet another set of wheels. This time our contender hails from a nation where being a pimp is a respected government position. That’s right, I’m talking about England and no that is not a city as some rap lore may suggest. The queen of England…
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Porsche Releases 911 Rolex 24 Rennsport Chronos 1:35 Special Edition
To commemorate their recent victory at Daytona, Porsche has announced a new special edition package for the 911: the Rolex 24 Rennsport Chronos 1:35 Edition. Each car will be painted to match the Daytona 24 hour winning Porsche 963’s iconic red/white/back livery, meanwhile the interior has a large Rolex designed clock, similar to the one…
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Honda Announces NASCAR Entree
Ahead of the Daytona 500, Honda Racing Corporation, or HRC for short, has announced plans enter the current Accord and Civic into NASCAR. “During the rebranding from HPD to HRC, we uncovered old plans scribbled by an Indy car intern for a NASCAR body using the Honda accord”, said our contact at HRC. “And one…
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2022 Tesla Model Y – Temporary Glamour
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! It came from the airport – as did Covid, tourists, criminally priced drinking water, and all other good things in the 2020s thus far. This Model Why (as it shall henceforth be known) appeared in my life unexpectedly, and disappeared with relieving haste,…
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50th Review Special: 1996 Honda Acty Street – More than O-Kei
The prior writer was hauled off to be lobotomized for that pun. You’re in our world now. Welcome, mis-shifter and consumer of automotive content, yes you, coming back to your screen like a fly to shit. We own you now, disembodied voice of the viewer. By the balls and will not let go. I didn’t…
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Florida Man Acquires so many Mercedes W126’s the Earths Crust has Started to Crack
A certain Sir. Reginald, who resides in the swamps of south Florida, is an avid collector of the specific Mercedes W126 chassis code. This chassis ran from 1979 to 1990. With such a long run time, there have been plenty made in all kind of different flavors. However, Mercedes seems to have made an oversight in the logistics…
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Top 10 Cars About to Shoot up in Value
Everyone always loves to speculate on bull-list this and auction that, but us at MSIMA have the real answers, no squizzy. Here’s our top 10 cars about to shoot up in value! 10. BMW Z4M Ah the (BMW) Z car. A parts in platform that’s somehow sold enough units to keep BMW interested yet not well…
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Chip Ganassi Drives a Semi Though the Humane Society
From your local discontunued mineshaft, The Skinwalker presents: Against the recommendations of his lawyers, Chip Ganassi actually doubled down on his recent action at the Rolex 24, reversing onto and killing a driver’s dog. In order to drive his point home, Mr. Ganassi has decided to take a team semi truck and drive full speed into…
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