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2005 Ford Focus – Weebles Wobble, but they don’t fall down
Now, those who know me know I love the Mk. 1 Focus. In fact, I own one, however this one isn’t a paperweight like mine. You’ll learn more about mine later, but for now I must leave you with this. It’s is a Mk. 1.5 Ford Focus, the facelift redo of the first generation egg…
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Self Service and Gluttony – Understanding the Polaris Slingshot
The Polaris slingshot is a three wheeled abomination who’s only real mission is to try and slap a smile onto the face of it’s usually tasteless owner. Which is unfortunate because the car community at whole seems to view these pointless excuses for a serotonin release in a very unkind view. Most of the owners…
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Man falls asleep in a society, wakes up in a Zociety
One too many times Noah Noe (who was asked to be nameless) has decided he’d rather smell sharpies than focus on his job at a gas station. But who could blame him really. It was 3am, four hours into the “real” morning shift, when the event in question happened. “There was a bright flash of…
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Let’s Bring Back Pop-Up Headlights
Maybe I just have a thing for girls wearing glasses, but its hard to argue that pop-up headlights don’t have a certain “sexy factor”
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Top Ten Phallic Cars
We at MSIMA are children. But you, dear reader, are a fucking infant. Now, consume your media: 10. 1st gen Dodge Viper This was easy. I mean look at it. The bulge, the rear arches… it’s a red rocket. But you knew that. So we thought we’d remind you before continuing further. 9. The Weiner…
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The Real Ride of Choice For a Skinwalker: The Chevy HHR
From the bowels of an abandoned mineshaft in Tennessee, Simon presents: The Skinwalker is a creature of disguise primarily residing in the Appalachian mountains according to the native Americans folklore (that is exclusively talked about by white, bearded, middle aged male youtubers). The Skinwalker has to try and pretend to be human as best it…
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Acura TL A Spec – VALUEラードのお尻A_Spec-¥3.000.000!!チーズ?!
Driving a Honda product that’s been used and abused like a 50 cent hooker is a right of passage for any petrol head. This example, a 2004 Acura TL A Spec, was graciously and mistakenly left in my hands by a friend and unwilling MSIMA viewer. Great another person who’s about to wax lyrical about…
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In Confused Acquisition, Apple Buys iRacing
“We first were gonna sue”, says Apple, inc. CEO Tim Cook, “However, after having filed the lawsuit, we realized that iRacing had nothing to do with an Apple i-product.” Tim looked a bit concerned. “The legal case we submitted began to drag on as our lawyers continued to fight after I asked it be dismissed.…
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Honda 919 – 900 is a Big Number: My Piss Missile Introduction
Written by the one and only: Jabeca A long time ago, in a land late late at night, I was on my Honda 919 for the first time hitting the twisty turnies as I did on my SV650, like no big deal, and once I hit the straightaway, I gave it the beans. Now, I’m…
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2019 Corolla Hatchback SE Manual – Mais uma vez Estamos Revisando um Corolla
The 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatch is “a car amongst cars”. Me my fellow Mis-shifted assholes and consumers of content, you might’ve noticed that this isn’t our first 12th generation Corolla review. This is because we will not rest until every base Corolla has been investigated and cataloged and not because we couldn’t get our hands…
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