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Police Departments ask Tesla to Install Radar Retroreflectors on the Cybertruck to Combat its Stealthy Shape
From the homeless tent of your local NonCredible™ Mechanophile Multiple police departments have filed complaints against Tesla stating that their radar guns cannot effectively determine the speed of the vehicle, sources say. When Tesla unveiled their Cybertruck, many people were confused at its unconventional shape. While officially its planar design is due to the choice…
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Will Nissan Revive The 2006 Murano?
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! With the looming departure of the Titan, an auto-only Nismo Z, and few niches left for more crossover models, it’s truly a race to the bottom at Nissan motor company. In copying the homework of their classmate Mitsubishi, business priority numero uno is…
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IMSA asks manufactures to please change the shirts they give to people each year
In a move to attract more fans to track side displays, IMSA asks manufacturers to change the shirts they give out during races. “The manufacturers who set up displays at our races, namely Ford, Chevy, Cadillac, BMW, Honda/Acura, Lexus, Lamborghini, Toyota, and Hyundai, have all been reporting a decrease in viewership numbers”, says IMSA head…
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BREAKING NEWS: MSIMA Has Purchased Nissan of Russia for $1
Recently Nissan has announced their departure from the Russian market, selling all of their Russian operations and locations. Because of this, they are reportable taking a $686 million dollar loss. How are they losing this much money? Because the thrifty fucks at Mis-Shift gave them an offer Mr. Nissan couldn’t refuse. For a grand total…
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An educated guide to Wind Tunnel Food for Interns by MSIMA Culinary Experts : WindShear Full Scale Rolling Road Wind Tunnel
It’s 10pm, you’re double shifting it at Windshear because the Daytona 500 is two months away, and you’ve got a good week’s worth of extra tunnel test time to use up before year’s end. Between a shit repeat and a change that’s too small to detect, your poor, college student tummy begins to make the…
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Smith’s Take: Bitchin’ about Racin’
Long gone are the days of the homologation special, turbo monsters, and a questionable understanding of safety. In its place, we have an era of BOP, parity, and really good racing. However, it’s also led to some very questionable and confusing choices from many manufacturers and governing bodies. And today, I’m going to put together…
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Car Cafe: New Automotive Themed Restaurant Using Cars to Cook
After the failure of Ace Cafe Orlando, a series of late night handicapped bathroom stall deals occurred to see the location change many hands, names, and assholes, until the IRS was throughly bamboozled. The outcome, however, is that unlike Palm Beach Intentional Raceway, Ace Cafe Orlando gets a second chance! Now known as Car Cafe,…
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Rimac Nevera Time Attack win’s Monterey Car Week’s “Worst Launch Spec Award”
Every year, petrol heads the world over gather in California for Monterey Car Week. It’s a celebration of all things motoring, from historic racing, ocean side concourse events, lemons events, and the plethora of near by automotive shenanigans makes it gearhead bucket list item. As such, automakers choose to launch new cars or display special…
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The New Mustang Makes me Angry
Goddamnit, I hate the new Mustang. Not the car, but more the reaction it is getting. Why are car people never happy? Do you guys want interesting car in the future? All anyone says is how they want a fucking race car for the road. Now you get it, you fuckers. What happens? It gets…
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Tesla Replaces Steering Yoke with Touch Screen
Tesla is known for making rash and wild decisions regarding their technology, and this is another interesting evolution of the car as a while. Coming as a part of the new Model S “Houndstooth” version, this is a screen that replaces the unconventional yoke found in the Plaid. “The waltz of progress knows no bounds”,…
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