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F1 Keeps barely-paid Bangladeshi Migrant Workers on stand by over Looming Hospitality Strike Ahead of Las Vegas Gran Prix
“As they say, The show must go on!”, said an F1 board member, “Especially when that show involves casinos selling “exclusive F1 experiences” for 7 digit sums and a completely sold out suite of general ticket and luxury booth holders”. Yes, not only has the Las Vegas Gran Prix sold out of general admission tickets…
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Caesars Palace Offers Ultra Exclusive Las Vegas GP Experience
Hot off the newsroom, your only source of reliable automotive content returns with news from the upcoming Las Vegas Gran Prix (or LVGP for those in the know)! And boy do we have some exclusive luxury content to grace your plebeian eyes today. Ah Las Vegas, city that somehow manages to blend stupid luxury with…
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2023 Kia Forte GT – I’m Old Now and Computers Scare Me
Hello all, I have located a usable WiFi signal while traversing a new, unexplored ring of hell. I have returned again to mis-shift into the prominent ass that is online journalism. And I appreciate all of you who bothered to show up for lecture. Recently, I found myself in another unique and foreign situation, in…
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Mis-Shift Stickers Shipped by Bottle
After our flock of Carrier pigeons flew over a shoot range and were mistakenly used as targets, we at MSIMA have sought a new means of shipping the official, brand new artisanally crafted MISIMA stickers. You you read that right consumer. We got merch! (*editors note, we only have a sticker for now*) Your cries…
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Chrysler Released the Cordoba of Omnipotence: God Help Us All
In an attempt to reclaim something vaguely resembling relevance, Chrysler sent out a team of engineers to locate a relic from time that never was. Stumbling through the ruins of what once was a part of Detroit, they found what they sought. In a catacomb by the locker room, a lone Chrysler Cordoba sits center…
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2008 Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor – I AM BETTER THAN YOU
If you have a superiority complex, this is the car for you. It’s for your uncle who swears he could’ve been in the military if he didn’t get AIDs in the 70s, who carries around an “apocalypse box” in the trunk just in case! He can do that because the trunk on this goddamn thing…
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HSR Introduces New Category for the Classic 24 Hours of Daytona : Pre-Pre-Season Testing
After several confused reports over the years about why Turner Motorsports was running their active GT3 car or “why is there an LMP3 in my historic race”, organizers at Historic Sportscar Racing have decided to act. For the 2023 Classic 24 hour race at Daytona, they are opening up a new class specifically for teams…
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2005 Ford Focus – Weebles Wobble, but they don’t fall down
Now, those who know me know I love the Mk. 1 Focus. In fact, I own one, however this one isn’t a paperweight like mine. You’ll learn more about mine later, but for now I must leave you with this. It’s is a Mk. 1.5 Ford Focus, the facelift redo of the first generation egg…
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Self Service and Gluttony – Understanding the Polaris Slingshot
The Polaris slingshot is a three wheeled abomination who’s only real mission is to try and slap a smile onto the face of it’s usually tasteless owner. Which is unfortunate because the car community at whole seems to view these pointless excuses for a serotonin release in a very unkind view. Most of the owners…
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Man falls asleep in a society, wakes up in a Zociety
One too many times Noah Noe (who was asked to be nameless) has decided he’d rather smell sharpies than focus on his job at a gas station. But who could blame him really. It was 3am, four hours into the “real” morning shift, when the event in question happened. “There was a bright flash of…
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