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Our First Serious Article – lmao XD rofl (rawr) (I felt emotions)
(This might be a bit pretentious lmao) You’re a little shit in middle school, and congrats you’re now into cars. McLaren this and Porsche that, and suddenly you’ve been persuaded that those 4 wheeled hunks of metal are the coolest things on the planet. And lucky for you, your dad is nuts, takes you on…
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F1 looks to add more authoritarian Regimes to Calander
After the mess that was the Las Vegas GP, F1 has been looking at easier countries to bribe host street circuits at. This comes at the dismally of both Formula 1 and the casino owners who backed the event at the government’s unwillingness to help them out. The United States was unwilling to deploy the…
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2009 Fiat Panda 1.1 – Ultra Cheap Thrills
A review by Comrade Zdzisław You know every night I dream about getting a Saab 9-5 wagon. I mean come on, with those looks and that performance, it would be worth it. Of course that is not what I have when I wake up in the morning and walk out to the residential parking lot…
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The “Bid Mobile” – Trust Me, I’m an “Engineer”
WTF!? NOT A CAR NOT A CAR NOT A CAR! I hear your cries, your desperate pleas to understand just what this abomination upon the mechanical I have before you today. Well, dear consumer of content, we have a real Daytona Beach special before you now. Anyways, what is… it? Glad you asked, disembodied voice…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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2023 Mazda MX-5 Miata Sport Tech (ND2) – Alpine Passes and Expensive Gasses
No time to explain asshole, I have two ND Miatas and everything from the German Alps to Rimini on the coast of Italy as my playground. Get in, buckle your ass up, and clutch kick this 2.0L slice of high revving self fulfillment into a grand tour from Munich to Rimini! The ND Miata retains…
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The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Has Gone Missing!!!
After reports about the Slim Jim Z going missing, it seems someone else has taken the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. (12/18/2023 08:25 AM) Reports are showing that while traveling between Missouri and Illinois for it’s winter tour, someone has stolen the rather famous RV. No one knows who the suspects are or could be, however…
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2023 Forester Wilderness – I Want My Shitbox Back
Deep in the warped form of the false self, a fragment of the true soul remains. Here, as now I find myself in a most strange environment. I am sitting in the Subaru Forester. I drive a Subaru Forester, and the OEM plasti-dipped black badges mark this as one. And yet, this machine surrounding me…
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2017 Toyota Corolla – Yet Another Corolla
This car makes you feel like a taxi driver in Mexico City when whipping around the block. The steering wheel is a little bigger than expected and the steering ratio a little larger than expected, leading to a great cockpit to play Bus Simulator 2018 in. Really, this car is very easy to swing around…
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Community Poll: Which Car Would You Let Ruin Your Life?
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls: https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Why do we seek to drink poison? For some cars, their faults and the sheer financial and personal damage they can cause come to overshadow the merits of their build. And yet some seek them out. Some gain a devoted following of poor affluent…
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