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Community Poll: Which Car Would You Let Ruin Your Life?
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls: https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Why do we seek to drink poison? For some cars, their faults and the sheer financial and personal damage they can cause come to overshadow the merits of their build. And yet some seek them out. Some gain a devoted following of poor affluent…
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Catch me pulling up with yo girl in da whippopotamus
Der he is, pullin up on yo block with a slap that makes all the hoes wet within a five mile radius. Shits dripping so hard, I’m iced worse than Nome Alaska. The “whippopotamus”, the only vehicle that can go tow to tow with an Ox Cart and not be completely embarrassed. You wanna pull…
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Mercedes Unveils the Generically Engineered Potato Behind EQ Designs
After facing criticism from the unwashed masses who believe their opinions matter in the design world, Mercedes Benz has decided to take action. Their design team finally revealed to the public the potato their department had been using as a basis for their current line of EQ electric cars. “The best work comes from nature,…
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Ford Performance Seeks Group Therapy – Ford GT MK IV
The most recent Ford GT has been in production since 2016. And officially, the car should’ve been put to pasture as late as last year. But with the announcement of the MK IV, a no fucks given track car, it seems that Ford just can’t help themselves. We reached out to Ford to see if…
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2007 C6 Corvette Boomer Spec – How a Platform with Great Potential Can be Drug Down by One Bad Part.
From an abandoned turbine hall, the skinwalker presents a review of a 2007 Chevrolet Corvette convertible 6 speed auto As you can see, this is a car owned by a grandparent, in a spec that nobody under the age of 40 would willingly choose, the fully specced interior, power convertible top, and a 6 speed…
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Automotive Cooking Tricks THEY Don’t Want You To Know
A collection of our staff’s favorite tips and tricks for the culinary driver. After breaking into the recently opened Car Café, the journalists at MSIMA threatened the kitchen staff with listing facts about diesel electric trains for several hours unless their secrets are told. Some of our personal favorite methods have been thrown in the…
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2010 Ford Flex – Flexing on the Haters
I rather be ford flexing than get ford flexed on, but in truth I’d rather be euthanized. Welcome to the Flex, a refrigerator of a car that was pushed over and motorized. It looks like a fridge and drives like one too, every single movement is like pushing through sludge. Have you ever wanted to…
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Ford Releases 2024 Mustang Nascar homologation
After revealing their updated nextgen NASCAR (now clothed in the new dark horse body), Ford also made a special announcement. Ford is releasing a limited run “homologation” package for the 2024 mustang dark wing. Owners can expect a bump in power, new BBS wheels, and a unique Red-White-&-Blue interior. More interestingly, Homologation package will also…
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The Ultimate Liberal Mobile: 2007 Toyota Corolla CE
By Xaroula When your kid starts driving you’re always thinking what can be the safest vehicle for them to drive, right? Well, that’s exactly what my boyfriend’s mother thought when she went through with the purchase of a 2007 Toyota Corolla CE, with 170k miles for his very first, and currently only, car in 2019.…
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Petit Lemans Gets Renamed to Grande Lemans
BREAKING NEWS:For the 2024 IMSA season, Petit Le Mans will be renamed to “Grande Le Mans” after a wholesale renovation of Road Atlanta. Outrage from upper management once they learned that “petit” was French for “tiny” lead to sweeping changes to the event. From an increased grid size to a complete renovation and redesign of…
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