Tag: car review
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Transit Race: 2024 Honda Civic Type R vs Charlotte N.C. Public Transport (ft. Amtrak)
“Let’s have do a Top Gear style public transit race!” “Oh oh and let’s rent a car for it!” “Yea yeah! And let’s make sure the contestants are clueless about the route!” “Of course! And us in team car should use printed out instructions instead of a map!” And it didn’t go too badly, for…
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2019 Honda Civic Type R, wide load comin’ through
Transit races are great, but the Type R deserves a fair shake to show what it really can do. So this time we autocrossed it and drove the resident GTI owner (more) insane.
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2025 BMW M135 xDrive – I Wanted To Believe
YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A KIA FROM THE FRONT! WE WILL GET TO THAT! Well this was an unfortunate disappointment. Do y’all remember this things predecessor? No, not the 1M for the majority American audience we have. Nor the pre-facelift m135i for the rest of y’all, but you probably already know where I’m…
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2018 Porsche Cayman (Again) – SELF INDULGENCE
This will be quick I promise. Now, I know that we reviewed this car last year. Hell, it won 2024’s most chuckable car of the year. However, I’ve driven the same exact car again on the same track, but in damp conditions. So, brief intro to what’s going on. It’s a gutted and caged base…
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2023 Jeep Wrangler 4xe, the Best Range Rover Ever Made
The absolute pinnacle of jeep culture. A luxury SUV.
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2025 Toyota bZ4X (Facelift) Executive Bi-Tone Norwegian Launch Near Sandesund
I uh… didn’t know this was going on until I was walking down a hallway in my hotel and saw shit all set up. So I looked in until some Toyota representative ushered my ass in. So, ladies, gentlemen, and the one Norwegian Viewer we have, it’s time for me to do my journalistic duty.…
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The Ballad of the Beige Corolla: 7 Years of Owning the Car That Defined the Recession.
From the desk of the skinwalker, I present this article. Before we get into my personal ownership, we must go into the background of the car so anonymous that it’s almost iconic: the 2009 Toyota Corolla. The very first generation of Corolla to escape having a 4-speed automatic transmission. However, it only escaped this in…
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2011 Aston Martin Rapide – MY ARSE IS FULL OF POLYESTER AND MY BRAIN IS FULL OF BEEEEAAAAANS
What’s that? A v12 Aston Martin? On your shitposting website? Yes. Yes it is. Fight me. This car was once sold for a starting price of $220,000 in 2011 money. They didn’t sell many of them, unlike the Porsche Panamera it competed against. And if you’re surprised by that, let’s swap brains so I can…
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Blackstone Laboratory Oil Test Results – 2001 Murray Minibike
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Group’s Fueling Division. In the no-man’s-land of Indiana sits a company by the name of Blackstone Laboratories, which provides testing services for used oils as a means of finding out if your engine is on the verge of grenading itself. They test for viscosity, flash point, suspended solids, presence of…
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300th Article Special! Bugatti Chiron VS An Oxcart: Battle of the Brutes
No one wanted to miss this test. MSIMA staff, guest writers, fans, friends, family, rabbis and priests alike all flew out to the west coast for this one. Never before had two vehicles of such historical importance been brought together like this, and we here at MSIMA had the honor to not only perform our…