MIS-SHIFT FOR WORK
For the schmucks hiding from their boss.
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300th Article Special! Bugatti Chiron VS An Oxcart: Battle of the Brutes
No one wanted to miss this test. MSIMA staff, guest writers, fans, friends, family, rabbis and priests alike all flew out to the west coast for this one. Never before had two vehicles of such historical importance been brought together like this, and we here at MSIMA had the honor to not only perform our…
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Aston Martin Announces Road Going Version of their Valkyrie LMH Race Car
After getting spat on by a French bus driver, we finally made it to Le Mans! Following the announcements of road going versions of their Le Mans Hypercars (LMH) from Glickenhaus and Porsche, Aston Martin follows suit with their own version. Dubbed simply “the Aston Martin Valkyrie”, this road legal LMH car is more than…
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An End to Corrosion Part 1
In a bit of contrast to our normal articles, I get to talk about some very real, very cool science that I am actually doing. So how about some cutting edge science with your favorite automotive clowns.
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2024 Honda Civic Type R – MOAN IN MY EAR WHY DON’T YOU
“Let’s race public transit TopGear style!” “And let’s rent a cool car for it!” And thus, we obtained a 2024 Honda Civic Type R (CTR) for like a day and a half. This car was divisive between MSIMA “professional journalists”. On one hand, it’s a god-damn Type R! On the other, it’s a modern car,…
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2022 Ford F250 Superduty – The Lowe’s Special
HOOOOLLLD ON TO YOUR ASSES YOU MIS-SHIFTED FUCKS, WE TAKING THIS TURN AND COMMITTING TO THE RACING LINE! Ah the Ford F250 Superduty (hehe, duty), what a – THIS THINGS MOOOOVES LIKE AN EEL PUNTED FROM THE THIRD FLOOR! We rented this for $20 in order to HAUL OUR LOAD of several sheets of wood…
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1950 Bentley MkVI – A Spiffing Time Ol’ Chap
Have you ever wanted to feel like both a million bucks and also like you’re running around half mad pulling all the levers and knobs lest the boiler on a steam engine explodes? Well, this car can give you that in spades! Welcome ya buncha consumers, to 75 year old Bentley. I need something like…
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Top 10 Toyota Corollas
Written by The Bidster, with various edits from the skinwalker: Ahh, the Toyota Corolla. The car with the most units sold in the world, this is one of the most common econo-boxes on the road. With that, there comes a wide variety of Corollas produced. In this detailed list, we will take a look at…
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2024 Toyota GR Corolla Premium – THEY CALL HIM DA TRIPOD
Yet another Corolla… and this time, it doesn’t even have a four cylinder!? What the hell is the point? A dinky little 1.6L inline 3 from a Yaris… god this is gonna be depressin– Ok craps been cut. The story behind this one is, surprise, yet another friend who’s in the process of reaping in…
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FRS Owner Unsure How to Handle New Power After Buying a GR86
Daniel White, 28, of 3886 Morse Rd, Columbus, OH, 43230, has recently sold his 2013 Scion FRS for a new 2025 Toyota GR86. We at MSIMA where there to cover the story: “I originally through that this car would be pretty similar to my old FRS”, Danny boy told us, “I mean, it looks pretty…
