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2023 Jeep Wrangler 4xe, the Best Range Rover Ever Made
The absolute pinnacle of jeep culture. A luxury SUV.
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MSIMA Late Again to Cover Big News: The Nissan-Honda Merger
As the world’s best car news source, Mis-Shift Into My Ass is proud to be consistently behind the curve no matter what happens in the automotive world “We were so late that they called it off!” – MSMIA writer Justin stated during a glue eating contest. In fact, this isn’t the first time the beloved…
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2025 Toyota bZ4X (Facelift) Executive Bi-Tone Norwegian Launch Near Sandesund
I uh… didn’t know this was going on until I was walking down a hallway in my hotel and saw shit all set up. So I looked in until some Toyota representative ushered my ass in. So, ladies, gentlemen, and the one Norwegian Viewer we have, it’s time for me to do my journalistic duty.…
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Moo Moo Subaru Has Given My Life Meaning
There I was, wallowing in a puddle of doubt and depression. Yet another late day at the lab staring at screens. The joys of life, draining out of my eyes as the late noon sun baked its rays deeper into my unaccustomed skin. I approached my car, and I saw it. It lurked in my…
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Dear Car Enthusiasts, You All Failed Me: The Sad Tale of the GR Supra.
When it was announced in late 2019/early 2020 that Toyota would be building a new supra with a B58 inline 6 i was super excited. There it was, the rebirth of the high power, front engine, handling and track focused sports car. No longer would we have to deal with the sub optimal reputation of…
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The Ballad of the Beige Corolla: 7 Years of Owning the Car That Defined the Recession.
From the desk of the skinwalker, I present this article. Before we get into my personal ownership, we must go into the background of the car so anonymous that it’s almost iconic: the 2009 Toyota Corolla. The very first generation of Corolla to escape having a 4-speed automatic transmission. However, it only escaped this in…
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Top 10 Hot-Not-Hatches
We love hot hatches; theyre cheap, fun, and practical. But they’re not alone. In fact, there’s a lot of cheap, fun, and practical cars that aren’t even hatchbacks.
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2011 Aston Martin Rapide – MY ARSE IS FULL OF POLYESTER AND MY BRAIN IS FULL OF BEEEEAAAAANS
What’s that? A v12 Aston Martin? On your shitposting website? Yes. Yes it is. Fight me. This car was once sold for a starting price of $220,000 in 2011 money. They didn’t sell many of them, unlike the Porsche Panamera it competed against. And if you’re surprised by that, let’s swap brains so I can…
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Blackstone Laboratory Oil Test Results – 2001 Murray Minibike
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Group’s Fueling Division. In the no-man’s-land of Indiana sits a company by the name of Blackstone Laboratories, which provides testing services for used oils as a means of finding out if your engine is on the verge of grenading itself. They test for viscosity, flash point, suspended solids, presence of…
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Man Online Upset by One-Off Road Legal 963 ‘RSP’
Porsche recently revealed a one-off road legal version of their 963 LMH car that competes at the highest level in IMSA and WEC. Dubbed the “963 RSP” after Lord Roger Penske himself, the reveal of this barely altered Le Mans prototype for the road sent shockwaves through the automotive community. Nearly everyone can’t stop raving…