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2022 Corolla SE Hatch – Rollin’ in da ‘Rolla
It’s a rental Corolla. You know the drill by now. So to preface the story of automotive negligence and abuse, how’s about a little bit of actual information eh? The 2022 Corolla SE is a perfectly fine little car. The paint quality is nice upon inspection, the revamped styling over the prior generation makes the…
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Nissan Reveals New Restoration Project…
Nissan has been on a kick recently restoring historic and important Nissan cars through their “”NISMO restored car” program. After completing a beautiful BNR32 last year, performing a full chassis-down restoration, they’ve focused their energy on another historic Nissan… The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet was made in 2011 and a mere 6,000 were ever produced. This…
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Toyota Developed GT3 Car Looking for Parents
Toyota stunned the world last year revealing the GR GT3, a brand new platform designed specifically for GT3 regulations. However, Toyota is still figuring out it’s hardest detail: “Developing a race car was the easy part,” a Toyota representative told us, “however figuring out what exactly we’ve created has been fairly difficult”. A team of…
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2018 WRX STI – A Serious Infection
No. I don’t want an STI. I am perfectly fine with my va WRX! Fuck you fuck you fuck you, the fa20 is better and the “SuBiE RuMbLe” is over rated! I don’t care how good people say it handles, I’ll just drive my WRX harder, it’s the same shit anyways. The STI is just…
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In The Defense of Simple Cars
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona Every car is brought into this world with purposes. Multiple, sometimes countless intentions of function, form, and a method to convey each. But in the end, at the mercy of the general public, each will be remembered a certain way. Machines have identities, souls, and traits that the…
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2018 Ford Fusion AWD Platinum – My shower today was more interesting.
Yet another rental, I drove this though southern Alabama to Pensacola, FL. It’s a perfectly fine lump of transportation, but you will be bored to death by its mediocrity. There is however, one major little thing that will piss me off to no end with that car. I’d like to preface this with a statement…
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2015 Subaru WRX – Surviving Caligula’s Reign
To some, giving a 16 year old a WRX as a first car is a really dumb idea. So I got one when I was 17. You’re welcome to pause and voice your displeasure now 😀 Got it all out? Cool, on to the rest of this shit. The car was originally imported into Arkansas,…
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FSAE Team Ignored for 24 hours
During the biggest IMSA race in history, one formula SAE team found itself relegated to a forgotten corner of Daytona International Speedway. Hoping to secure valuable technical and financial support from the more affluent RaceFan®️ or race team, a local formula SAE team (a university student run automotive engineering competition) secured prime real estate at…
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Man Wins LeMons Race, Angry at Lack of Edible Fruit
Rodney Stolto, of team Rusty Bucket Racing, was thrilled to compete in the budget racing “LeMons” series. However, after forming a team of a NASA propulsion scientist, Lincoln dealership general manager, and Formula Dodge championship podium finisher of 1998, entering a car at Road America, and winning Class B, he and his team where severely…
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Infinity J30 – Group Whore for a Night
Your friend group is made up of more or less like minded Adrenalin junkies who all take enjoyment in going fast and being idiots. They all talk about one day having a group dick around car. Some turd y’all can beat on and share, maybe one day take to lemons. One night, such an opportunity…
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