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Chrysler Sues GMA for Steering Wheel Design
Much fan-fare has come about the new GMA T.33, but a recent discovery has led to a possible lawsuit from GM. The GM engineers claim the T.33 has stolen the exact design of the PT Cruiser 4-spoke steering wheel design, down to the chrome spokes. Looking at the two side-by-side the argument starts to take…
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1993 Daimler Double Six – God Bless the Old Men
So, over the weekend I was given an awesome opportunity by an awesome British-only dealership. They have a load of interesting inventory, including Morgans and Caterhams. However, being the quirky place they are, the “truck” of the fleet is a Daimler Double Six. For those uninitiated, it’s just a Jaguar XJ with the V12, but…
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2022 Porsche Turbo S Suffers Suspension Failure During Track-day Due To Weight Of Driver’s Ego
“We only factored in about a 50% increase in ego inflation, it seems this wasn’t enough”
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2022 Polaris Slingshot SL and Roush Edition – Maximizing Dickishness
No. No. NO. It’s stupid. That’s not a car. Fuck off. I hate it, and I hate that I kinda enjoyed it briefly. (*edit* no don’t lie to yourself – Justin) It’s Bike Week 2023 here in the great city of Daytona Beach, Florida (at least at the time of writing)! Which for someone who…
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Porsche Recalls 489 Carrera GT’s to Remind Owners Who’s Really In-Charge
Porsche has recently recalled 1/3 of all Carrera GT‘s produced. We at MSIMA reached out to Porsche in order out find out more. “After the whole fiasco of people hoarding the 911 R, we decided that periodically, we must remind our consumers loyal Porsche customers, who is in charge”, a Porsche rep told us, “There…
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2012 Mercedes C63 AMG – Meine Vasektomie Bezahlen
This car has 7 clutches and an open diff. Welcome to 2010’s Mercedes engineering. It’s a wild ride from here. This generation c63 AMG to some people is the ultimate dream car. Loud, stiff, angry, and enough power to push that e92 m3 back into its corner, while still retaining the premium quality you expect…
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The Stratopolonez – When Communism Was Truly a Party
A piece by Comrade Zdzislaw Most people know about the Polonez. It’s a terrible car, but it also went rallying. Yeah, no kidding, this car ran in Group 4 in rallies across the Eastern Bloc against other shiteboxes of it’s kind, like Wartburgs, Ladas, Dacias and Skodas. But what if I told you that there…
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Top 10 Cars That Are Really Just Fancy Golf Carts
Golf karts are not just modes of transportation to play the lovely game of golf. They can be much more to certain special people, and this is a collection of the hard work and viagra put into these machines. 10. 1955 Ford Starting with the king of boomer mobiles, this is a 1955 Ford golf…
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2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe 3.8 U L T I M A T E – “Hoes Love Da Sunroof” (some random forum dude)
This is a friend’s car. The engine blew. He got a new engine. The hood cable was never reconnected. Welcome schmucks, to a Genesis Coupé. The Hyundai Genesis Coupe is a weird car. Start with the name: it’s a Hyundai, called a Genesis, specified to be a coupe. Only for Genesis to be spun off…
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The Secret Cult Following of the Amazing Suzuki Kizashi
Suzuki isn’t the first manufacture you think of when some one says “fun”. Yes, there are the few outliers like the Swift Sport, but in general, they are just another cheap Japanese family car. However, there is a little hidden gem. This happens to be the quite plain Suzuki Kizashi. Why the Kizashi? What is…
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