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A modified Porsche 911 997 Turbo Cabrio – The Clutch Wasn’t the Only Hard Thing in the Car
Dad’s friend left his car with us for a while. Eventually I got to drive it. A very yellow 2007 911 turbo convertible, with enough power, a loud exhaust, and that sweet Porsche manual. This time, I might be happy writing! (Warning, I am a Porsche guy. I like Porsches. The 911 and their endurance…
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Picchio Racing Cars Announces Customer LMDH program
Famed Italian race car manufacturer Picchio Racing Cars has announced they intend on constructing an LMDH car in time for the 2024 WEC season. There will be a single season factory campaign, before switching to a factory supported customer-only program. Our sources say they initially intended to create a hybrid LMH car for IMSA, utilizing…
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New IMSA season to kick off with massive raffles: Grand Prize is a Picchio DP2
In preparation for the new 2023 season and the debut of the GTP class, IMSA is holding a massive celebration leading up to the Rolex 24. The festivities are not limited to vendors stalls, manufactures booths, live music, and a fair held during the roar before the 24, but also a slew of contests and…
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ChampCar to be renamed back to ChumpCar because “we’ve become too serious”
ChampCar, the popular endurance racing series, has announced a shocking new change: the organization will be renaming itself back to its original moniker, ChumpCar, but with a twist. The organization will be adding a new rule where all the drivers must be dressed in inflatable sumo wrestler suits during the race. The decision to rebrand…
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CVT or CBT?
Cock and Ball Torture, or CBT, is a form of BDSM play that involves inflicting pain and pressure on the male genitalia. Many people find this type of play to be both exciting and pleasurable, and it has become a popular form of sexual expression. But did you know that the same principles of CBT…
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McLaren has run out of Numbers!
McLaren has had a consistant naming pattern ever since they’ve come back to making road cars, starting with the 650s (don’t remind me of the MP4-12C). From there, we’ve gotten the 570S, 600LT, 620R, 675LT, 720S and the 765LT among others. Each number clearly states the amount of power in each, and nothing more besides…
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NA Miatas – A Tale of Two Turds
Want our hot take on buying an older Miata? Go buy a z3! 😀 Angry? Good, now on to the rest: Two very different friends of ours had two very different identical NA Miatas. One was almost perfect, the other one was missing the left mirror assembly. Onwards then, my fellow Mis-shifted assholes, as we…
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The France Family Trademarks “Race Fan”
In a press release today, it was announced that the France family, owners of NASCAR and IMSA, have officially trademarked the term “Race Fan ®”. “This move was done to protect “Race Fans®” everywhere from being taken advantage of while attending motorsports events”, says a NASCAR representative. They wish not to comment on their acquisition…
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1993 C4 Corvette 40 Year Anniversary Edition Convertible – Euthanasia Please
What the fuck where they thinking with this? Someone in the bloated bureaucracy of General Motors sat back and went “Yep, that’s perfect!” I’d love to have been in the meeting for design of this unfortunate excuse of a sports car. Someone looked at the battery placement, deep in the left front fender and inaccessible…
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Golf GTI vs Focus ST – Stating the Obvious
The hot hatch battle of the century? You boring-ass little prick. You know the answer to this comparison already. Both cars had over 100k miles on them, both manuals. Focus engine more fun, Golf better over all. I’ll take the GTI, and you can shove your opinion up you ass. Now on to the rest…
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