Tag: Car Culture
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Top 10 Car Names if Your Sense of Humor Peaked at 6
Do we need to explain this one? Look, most of us here at MSIMA have a maturity level of a 6th grader who just learned to swear after giggling throughout their first week of Sex-ed. Anyways, you know what you signed up for, quality journalism and whatever this is! Also, forgoing descriptions here, the fact…
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Engineer Institutionalized Due To Prototype VW W-Engine
Semi-recently the prototype VW W10 engine has been discovered and featured by many different automotive journalism websites. However, us at MSIMA, the better automotive journalism website, discovered an even crazier prototype. Behold the VW W50. Designed to fit into the long forgotten midengined Passat wagon (artist’s rendition), this W50 has 5 times the amount of…
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Everyone has Jaguars end of life timeline wrong: The end started in the 80’s and 90’s, not the 00’s
From an abandoned prsion in the woods of PA the skinwalker presents: I’m going to make the absurd case to you all wonderful consumers here, that Jaguar up until very recently and for the last decade was actually a good company, up until the recent all too public downfall of the British, wait American, perhaps…
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Community Poll: What Is Your Automotive Nemesis?
Share this with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! How does the conversation always cycle back to BMWs? Each instance of a mildly divisive or otherwise open-ended inquiry being posed to the masses devolves into a discussion of those ubiquitous, inescapable symptoms of the universe and mankind’s hubris. An inevitable, ever recurring wave…
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Bulk Disposal Accidentally Takes Project MGB
Dave Verolla, 23, was shocked today to see that MGB he was restoring had suddenly disappeared from his lawn. Confused, because not only did the car not run for more than 30 seconds, but also it looks like such a nut job, he’d wonder why anyone would bother stealing it in the first place. “I…
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Tales from the Inbox: Needed Advice
From one Matthew G. Wilbur of Alliance, Nebraska. He asks, nay, he pleads for automotive advice. We’ll try our best sir: Dear MSIMA staff, I’m writing to from Alliance Nebraska with question. There is only a single car dealership in town (Wolf Ford) and I really don’t want to buy a new Ford. I am…
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Our First Serious Article – lmao XD rofl (rawr) (I felt emotions)
(This might be a bit pretentious lmao) You’re a little shit in middle school, and congrats you’re now into cars. McLaren this and Porsche that, and suddenly you’ve been persuaded that those 4 wheeled hunks of metal are the coolest things on the planet. And lucky for you, your dad is nuts, takes you on…
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Catch me pulling up with yo girl in da whippopotamus
Der he is, pullin up on yo block with a slap that makes all the hoes wet within a five mile radius. Shits dripping so hard, I’m iced worse than Nome Alaska. The “whippopotamus”, the only vehicle that can go tow to tow with an Ox Cart and not be completely embarrassed. You wanna pull…
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Caesars Palace Offers Ultra Exclusive Las Vegas GP Experience
Hot off the newsroom, your only source of reliable automotive content returns with news from the upcoming Las Vegas Gran Prix (or LVGP for those in the know)! And boy do we have some exclusive luxury content to grace your plebeian eyes today. Ah Las Vegas, city that somehow manages to blend stupid luxury with…
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Let’s Bring Back Pop-Up Headlights
Maybe I just have a thing for girls wearing glasses, but its hard to argue that pop-up headlights don’t have a certain “sexy factor”