Tag: Car Culture
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A Car With Six Flavors – The Maserati 5000GT
Welcome back to your history lecture. Put your vape away, no, I don’t care if you need it to concentrate. This week we will be covering one of the most prominent, timeless, and beautiful classics from Italy’s automakers, as you have likely guessed, the Maserati 5000GT. Let’s get the basics out of the way: this…
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2022 Porsche Turbo S Suffers Suspension Failure During Track-day Due To Weight Of Driver’s Ego
“We only factored in about a 50% increase in ego inflation, it seems this wasn’t enough”
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The Stratopolonez – When Communism Was Truly a Party
A piece by Comrade Zdzislaw Most people know about the Polonez. It’s a terrible car, but it also went rallying. Yeah, no kidding, this car ran in Group 4 in rallies across the Eastern Bloc against other shiteboxes of it’s kind, like Wartburgs, Ladas, Dacias and Skodas. But what if I told you that there…
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The Secret Cult Following of the Amazing Suzuki Kizashi
Suzuki isn’t the first manufacture you think of when some one says “fun”. Yes, there are the few outliers like the Swift Sport, but in general, they are just another cheap Japanese family car. However, there is a little hidden gem. This happens to be the quite plain Suzuki Kizashi. Why the Kizashi? What is…
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A Melkus RS1000 Is The Best Kind Of Terrible
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona. In the past I have written of cars so underwhelming that they end up being great fun to drive. Some others follow this path with no positive impressions at all, and a certain, rare group have so many kinds of negative qualities that they are immensely hard to…
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2023 Aston Martin Valkyrie – Meeting Your Hero
The Aston Martin Valkyrie has been hotly anticipated by everyone in the automotive community since it’s first debut in 2017. Since then, countless issues have plagued the company, changes in ownership, direction, a pandemic, an f1 team, no more partnering with Red Bull, a bunch of design revisions, and FINALLY, the release. So what’s a…
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Porsche Running Out of Numbers For New 911 Generation
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona The crisis becomes clearer as engineers search for a way to count below 1 Recently MSIMA informants have relayed concerning news from the Porsche headquarters in Stuttgart. As the company makes early preparations for the next generation of 911 sports cars, engineers have reportedly discovered that the company…
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In The Defense of Simple Cars
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona Every car is brought into this world with purposes. Multiple, sometimes countless intentions of function, form, and a method to convey each. But in the end, at the mercy of the general public, each will be remembered a certain way. Machines have identities, souls, and traits that the…
