Tag: Chevy
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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2007 C6 Corvette Boomer Spec – How a Platform with Great Potential Can be Drug Down by One Bad Part.
From an abandoned turbine hall, the skinwalker presents a review of a 2007 Chevrolet Corvette convertible 6 speed auto As you can see, this is a car owned by a grandparent, in a spec that nobody under the age of 40 would willingly choose, the fully specced interior, power convertible top, and a 6 speed…
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The Real Ride of Choice For a Skinwalker: The Chevy HHR
From the bowels of an abandoned mineshaft in Tennessee, Simon presents: The Skinwalker is a creature of disguise primarily residing in the Appalachian mountains according to the native Americans folklore (that is exclusively talked about by white, bearded, middle aged male youtubers). The Skinwalker has to try and pretend to be human as best it…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Amassing
We have heard rumblings from short tracks across the country. Herds of these sorry plastic excuses migrating from the backwoods of the American south to convine at local oval tracks. At exactly 3 am, those who’ve survived the drive find their way on track. Their inline fours buzzing way into the night. Hours drag on,…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Worshipers
After writing about the mysterious sightings of Chevy Cavaliers in the backwoods of North America, we have started received several concerning letters written on GM seat cloth from those who have begun to worship these ghostly sightings. Naturally, when confronted by incoherent ramblings of a delusional cult, we at MSIMA reached out for more information.…
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Chevy Cavalier – I’m being followed
Dear MSIMA reader, after lurking on the Cavalier Forums, we’ve managed to decipher a set of coordinates hidden between the words on a thread about which oil is best oil. We flew out to Bryson City, North Carolina, where hidden between stones under the bridge on Everett St. was a journal stashed away, belonging to…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Mysterious Sightings
All over the US, multiple 3rd generation Chevrolet Cavaliers have been spotted deep within the woods, specifically around the Appalachian Mountain area. What does this mean, where are they coming from, and what do they have planned? This is what I will break down in a 3 part deep-dive into the mysterious sightings of the…
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New Chevrolet Silverado Rumored to be 20% Larger “Because We Can”
Our elite group of MSIMA ex-KGB investigative journalists have recently uncovered riveting news about the next generation Chevrolet Silverado full sized pickup. After having bugged the office and infiltrated the product planning staff, they’ve learned what isn’t surprising to most of us by now. The new truck will grow in both size and weight, by…