Tag: Motorsports
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Ford Releases 2024 Mustang Nascar homologation
After revealing their updated nextgen NASCAR (now clothed in the new dark horse body), Ford also made a special announcement. Ford is releasing a limited run “homologation” package for the 2024 mustang dark wing. Owners can expect a bump in power, new BBS wheels, and a unique Red-White-&-Blue interior. More interestingly, Homologation package will also…
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IMSA asks Peacock to Adjust Ad to Racing Footage Ratio
After being overwhelmed with complaints through the 2023 season, the lads over at IMSA have finally reached out to streaming partner Peacock to renegotiate their contract. Specifically, the clause that dictates the percentage of the stream dedicated to advertisement space. “After being bombarded with complaints, we decided to have a look ourselves.” Head of IMSA…
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F1 Keeps barely-paid Bangladeshi Migrant Workers on stand by over Looming Hospitality Strike Ahead of Las Vegas Gran Prix
“As they say, The show must go on!”, said an F1 board member, “Especially when that show involves casinos selling “exclusive F1 experiences” for 7 digit sums and a completely sold out suite of general ticket and luxury booth holders”. Yes, not only has the Las Vegas Gran Prix sold out of general admission tickets…
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Caesars Palace Offers Ultra Exclusive Las Vegas GP Experience
Hot off the newsroom, your only source of reliable automotive content returns with news from the upcoming Las Vegas Gran Prix (or LVGP for those in the know)! And boy do we have some exclusive luxury content to grace your plebeian eyes today. Ah Las Vegas, city that somehow manages to blend stupid luxury with…
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IMSA takes Inspiration from iRacing Week 13 for 2024 Season
After a night of drunkenly watching iRacing’s “Week 13” shenanigans, directors at IMSA have decided to take inspiration for the 2024 season. “We throughly enjoyed watching a figure 8 race comprised of Skip Barber Formula Dodges vs current F4 cars, and figured we could generate the same type of enthusiasm”, says IMSA head John Doonan.…
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Top Ten Cars that I Wanna See as Race Cars
We cannot be satiated. Our lust for the batshit and idiotic will not be contained or filled. You ever have a dumb idea for a race car? Me too. Quite often actually. Apparently so have some of the MSIMA staff. Here’s what lingers in our minds, the intrusive thoughts held back by our current Finacial…
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IMSA asks manufactures to please change the shirts they give to people each year
In a move to attract more fans to track side displays, IMSA asks manufacturers to change the shirts they give out during races. “The manufacturers who set up displays at our races, namely Ford, Chevy, Cadillac, BMW, Honda/Acura, Lexus, Lamborghini, Toyota, and Hyundai, have all been reporting a decrease in viewership numbers”, says IMSA head…
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IMSA Mandates Flags on All Cars Whenever LMP3’s are on Track
After recent events from the 6 hours of Watkins Gen, IMSA has decided on roll out a new set of regulations as a test before LMP3 is removed from the Weathertech championship: “After noticing a lack of driver visibility from the LMP3 field, we’ve decided on a new course of action to try and fix…
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The Stratopolonez – When Communism Was Truly a Party
A piece by Comrade Zdzislaw Most people know about the Polonez. It’s a terrible car, but it also went rallying. Yeah, no kidding, this car ran in Group 4 in rallies across the Eastern Bloc against other shiteboxes of it’s kind, like Wartburgs, Ladas, Dacias and Skodas. But what if I told you that there…
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A Melkus RS1000 Is The Best Kind Of Terrible
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona. In the past I have written of cars so underwhelming that they end up being great fun to drive. Some others follow this path with no positive impressions at all, and a certain, rare group have so many kinds of negative qualities that they are immensely hard to…