Tag: new car
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2025 Awards
Yet another year of driving garbage. And occasionally something nice. Welcome ya fucks, to the “The Cars” of 2025! A time for us to look back and reflect on all the four wheeled abominations we’ve driven and reviewed this year. Except for me, as I am both above and incapable of self reflection. Hope y’all…
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2024 Polestar 2 Long Range Dual Motor – Electric Boogaloo
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL NUMB! I had this Swedish-Chinese chimera in sedan form for a week in Norway. So, not only did I get to fuck around with a Polestar 2, but it was a nifty little trial run for the “EV Lyfe”. And what better place to try all…
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GM Trademarks ‘Camaro’ in Cambodia
GM TRUTHERS lurking within the depths of the online forum “GM Authority” have recently uncovered news that Chevrolet has register a new trademark for the Camaro nameplate in Cambodia! I’m not making this shit up! We can only speculate as to why this is. Maybe GM needs to renew it and went with the cheapest…
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Top Ten Rumors and Leaks for the Upcoming Ferrari EV SUV!
WE ARE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CURVE. WE HAVE NEVER MISS. WE HAVE NEVER FAULTED. And like the Puerosandwich or however you spell it, we WILL DELIVER YOU EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR! So, before Ferrari supposedly unveils an electric SUV no one asked for so that someone(?) will buy, we’re here to…
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AI Powered Ultracar Announced
VoltraX (pronounced Voltra-X) a startup from Singapore by two Americans who demanded politely asked to be referred to as “expats”, has just announced the company’s first ever car, the ExoVibe. The ExoVibe is a 1750 HP AWD hybrid AI-powered “Ultracar”. A few renders were shown to us during a press event over Zoom last week.…
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2025 Toyota bZ4X (Facelift) Executive Bi-Tone Norwegian Launch Near Sandesund
I uh… didn’t know this was going on until I was walking down a hallway in my hotel and saw shit all set up. So I looked in until some Toyota representative ushered my ass in. So, ladies, gentlemen, and the one Norwegian Viewer we have, it’s time for me to do my journalistic duty.…
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Mercedes to Introduce “Prostate Massager” Option for 2025 S Class
After months of persistent emails and phone calls that have gotten us yet another restraining order on a South Florida car dealer, we’ve finally managed to get our “operatives” (some dude on discord) to “infiltrate Mercedes Benz USA” (dig through their trash) and “inform us on upcoming products” (send us low quality photos). And boy,…
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Top Ten Cars We Are Waiting to be Made
Often times, car manufactures love to hype up and excite the public with outrageous prototypes the world believes are actually going to be made. Or, rumors and connections can be made through the threads of a lonely internet car forum, drawing conspiracy theories on the walls of a bathroom. Either way, these are 10 cars…
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Polaris to Announce Special Edition 4-Wheeled Slingshot
Our friend interning at Textron, the holding company for Polaris, has leaked information to the MSIMA team about a new limited run high-performance Slingshot! This version, nicknamed the “Trebuchet”, has a full rear axle, and is aimed square at the enthusiast market. The 4 wheel “conversion” starts with a Roush chassis sling shot, and a…
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Rimac Nevera Time Attack win’s Monterey Car Week’s “Worst Launch Spec Award”
Every year, petrol heads the world over gather in California for Monterey Car Week. It’s a celebration of all things motoring, from historic racing, ocean side concourse events, lemons events, and the plethora of near by automotive shenanigans makes it gearhead bucket list item. As such, automakers choose to launch new cars or display special…