Tag: Hyundai
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Top 10 Hot-Not-Hatches
We love hot hatches; theyre cheap, fun, and practical. But they’re not alone. In fact, there’s a lot of cheap, fun, and practical cars that aren’t even hatchbacks.
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Local Florida Kid Gets Work Done at GExhuast
Ryan, 19, was spotted by his friends on Instagram today at famed south Florida exhaust specialists, GExhuast. “Bro told us he had big plans, but naaah bro, fr you cappin”, one fine young lad told us. Ryan’s Hyundai Genesis GT R Spec has been a work in progress since 2022, when he traded in his…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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2020 Hyundai Veloster N – The Nugget of Expectations
The Hyundai Veloster N is a hot hatch for your attention span deficient 6 year old cousin with enough gimmicky bullshit to keep them from asking to borrow your phone. I know I’m late to the hype train but fuck you, I rode it all the way to a test drive full of cheap plastic…
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2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe 3.8 U L T I M A T E – “Hoes Love Da Sunroof” (some random forum dude)
This is a friend’s car. The engine blew. He got a new engine. The hood cable was never reconnected. Welcome schmucks, to a Genesis Coupé. The Hyundai Genesis Coupe is a weird car. Start with the name: it’s a Hyundai, called a Genesis, specified to be a coupe. Only for Genesis to be spun off…