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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2024 Awards
THATS RIGHT YA BUNCHA MINDLESS CONSUMERS! WE’RE BACK AT IT AGAIN! Another year, another batch of unfortunate cars we’ve driven and written about. Each of them are shit in their own special way, although some are so far down the brown scale it might as well be in Satan’s septic tank. So, as a reward…
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Top 10 Car Back Seat TVs
We love lists of absurd and silly small parts of cars that many of us don’t really care about. If you grew up in the early 2000s though, you might have been lucky enough to enjoy back seat TVs. Ready to play everything from Shrek to Shrek 2, these clumps of LCDs entertained many snot-nosed…
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Top Ten Italian Junk You Should Buy Instead of Whatever You Were Looking At
I, dear reader, have a problem: I’m a sucker for Italian shit. I like their food, their deserts, their countryside, their music, roads, attitude towards historic rally festivals, and more, pertinent to MSIMA, their cars. Especially their older crap. It’s gotten so bad, that I actually have a spreadsheet with over 40 cars on it…
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Max Vershrappedin Serves Swearing Punishment in Rwanda
Outrage from Max Verstappen’s on mic slip up has reached critical mass today. “TURN THAT SHIT OFF”, was the response by current president of the FIA Mohammed Ben Sulayem’s mother. She heard the utter fucking torrent from our reigning champ of this gawd damn world Max Verstrappon swear, when he said the word “F**k” over…
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2024 Rivian R1T – Electrify This DICK!
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, BITCHES. AND THE FUTURE doesn’t exactly know what it is. You’ve probably got opinions on this electric truck before even reading this sentence. And like the political climate that it was conceived in, reading a piece of shitty journalism won’t sway you one way or the other, but that’s not our…
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1992 Mercedes W124 E320t – You Sold Your Youth for This
Thank you all for coming. It means a lot to us all at MSIMA. Today we morn the loss of a friend in spirit and in metal. The death of a legend and the resignation from youthful passion, taken far too soon from us. Our resident pimp, the purveyor of one too many Mercedes W126’s,…
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Surviving the Apocalypse
To preface, the two of us are, at the time of writing this, admittedly cynical college assholes, high off our own internship fueled butt-fumes. Anyways, we toured a company that builds hellcat swapped, reskinned, 6×6 Jeep Gladiators. And then got to drive something! Welcome Mis-Shifted consumers to the end times: SoFlo Jeeps and the Apocalypse.…
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Top 8 Transmissions I have Driven in no particular order
By Backlicker I have driven a lot of cars. Not just for MSiMA, but in general. I don’t tend to notice much in a car, I could not care less about engine noise or ride quality, but a bad transmission will drive me insane. 1. SP Precision O2Q XP1 Series After I killed my GTI’s…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Mercedes to Introduce “Prostate Massager” Option for 2025 S Class
After months of persistent emails and phone calls that have gotten us yet another restraining order on a South Florida car dealer, we’ve finally managed to get our “operatives” (some dude on discord) to “infiltrate Mercedes Benz USA” (dig through their trash) and “inform us on upcoming products” (send us low quality photos). And boy,…
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