Tag: formula 1
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Williams F1 to use Real Racing 3 for DIL Simulator.
In a MSIMA EXCLUSIVE ARTICLE, we talk to Williams F1’s head of vehicle simulations about changes to their driver-in-loop (DIL) simulator. While on a visitors tour of Williams facilities, we “accidentally got lost” and wound up talking to their vehicle simulation team! And after a lengthy conversation, we learned that Williams has been struggling as…
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Sim Racer Uses PC Exhaust Heat to Enhance Realism
YouTuber and sim racer Marty McDrive has shocked the sim racing world with his latest creation aimed at bridging the gap between the real world and the virtual one. McDrive has made a name for himself by reviewing cars in racing sims, competing in bronze classes in iRacing, and for his exuberant attempts at chasing…
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Max Vershrappedin Serves Swearing Punishment in Rwanda
Outrage from Max Verstappen’s on mic slip up has reached critical mass today. “TURN THAT SHIT OFF”, was the response by current president of the FIA Mohammed Ben Sulayem’s mother. She heard the utter fucking torrent from our reigning champ of this gawd damn world Max Verstrappon swear, when he said the word “F**k” over…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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We Downloaded the Williams F1 App and got Clinically Depressed
Oh Williams F1. You plucky little buncha engineers might not be able to replicate your past successes in any capacity nowadays, but that’s okey. At least you can keep up with the modern times! And what’s that? You clever little bastards made an app?! Oh jovial summers day, let’s indulge. Yeah so Williams F1 has…
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F1 looks to add more authoritarian Regimes to Calander
After the mess that was the Las Vegas GP, F1 has been looking at easier countries to bribe host street circuits at. This comes at the dismally of both Formula 1 and the casino owners who backed the event at the government’s unwillingness to help them out. The United States was unwilling to deploy the…
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F1 Keeps barely-paid Bangladeshi Migrant Workers on stand by over Looming Hospitality Strike Ahead of Las Vegas Gran Prix
“As they say, The show must go on!”, said an F1 board member, “Especially when that show involves casinos selling “exclusive F1 experiences” for 7 digit sums and a completely sold out suite of general ticket and luxury booth holders”. Yes, not only has the Las Vegas Gran Prix sold out of general admission tickets…
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Caesars Palace Offers Ultra Exclusive Las Vegas GP Experience
Hot off the newsroom, your only source of reliable automotive content returns with news from the upcoming Las Vegas Gran Prix (or LVGP for those in the know)! And boy do we have some exclusive luxury content to grace your plebeian eyes today. Ah Las Vegas, city that somehow manages to blend stupid luxury with…
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Mercedes F1 Shaving Drivers Before Race To Save Weight
Soon after revealing their livery, Mercedes has decided that the weight savings has not gone far enough. “We’ve run countless simulations around our virtual test track, and found that we have yet to notice a significant enough lap time delta after shedding 5 grams off from not having a full livery.”, one engineer stated. The…