Tag: Toyota
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Top 8 Transmissions I have Driven in no particular order
By Backlicker I have driven a lot of cars. Not just for MSiMA, but in general. I don’t tend to notice much in a car, I could not care less about engine noise or ride quality, but a bad transmission will drive me insane. 1. SP Precision O2Q XP1 Series After I killed my GTI’s…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Californian Coach Builder Introduces the Ford Flexi-Flex
In a lazy effort to justify this last minute photoshop of an idea gone south, we esteemed writers at MSIMA present the general public with this article: Oh the Ford Flex! A vehicle so prolific and impactful, so short lived in this mortal realm. We haven’t forgotten, and neither has Californian coach builder “FlexingDreams inc.”.…
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Tales from the Inbox: Needed Advice
From one Matthew G. Wilbur of Alliance, Nebraska. He asks, nay, he pleads for automotive advice. We’ll try our best sir: Dear MSIMA staff, I’m writing to from Alliance Nebraska with question. There is only a single car dealership in town (Wolf Ford) and I really don’t want to buy a new Ford. I am…
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2025 Toyota Sequoia Brings back the Quintuple Sunglass holder
Welcome one, welcome all. You’re here to hear a story long and tall. Yes, this story is about the legendary 2002-2004 Toyota Sequoia quintuple sunglasses holder. Honestly, who needs anything less? The great news coming from the grapevine is our lord and savior Toyota is bringing back an unholy creation from the early 2000’s. As…
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Community Poll: The Best of The Worst of Marketplace
Join the official MSIMA Discord to participate in future polls:https://discord.gg/a7wVBc32HE Monty – Al Faromino It’s like an Italian Chevy SSR. ‘Vert? Yup. Coupe? Oh yea. Bed? Si. But now even better because it’s an Alfa Romeo. The engine bay is lined with oil and the bed is lined with wood. That which makes this home-grown…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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The Ultimate Liberal Mobile: 2007 Toyota Corolla CE
By Xaroula When your kid starts driving you’re always thinking what can be the safest vehicle for them to drive, right? Well, that’s exactly what my boyfriend’s mother thought when she went through with the purchase of a 2007 Toyota Corolla CE, with 170k miles for his very first, and currently only, car in 2019.…
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2019 Corolla Hatchback SE Manual – Mais uma vez Estamos Revisando um Corolla
The 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatch is “a car amongst cars”. Me my fellow Mis-shifted assholes and consumers of content, you might’ve noticed that this isn’t our first 12th generation Corolla review. This is because we will not rest until every base Corolla has been investigated and cataloged and not because we couldn’t get our hands…
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New Toyota GR86 Spotted In Minecraft
B R E A K I N G N E W S ! ! ! The new GR86 was spotted today in the new Minecraft Snapshot 12.56.9 Famed Minecraft YouTuber and car enthusiast DanTDM (the diamond minecart) recently revealed while playing a new prerelease of the game, that the developers have partnered with Toyota have…