Tag: Nissan
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MSIMA Late Again to Cover Big News: The Nissan-Honda Merger
As the world’s best car news source, Mis-Shift Into My Ass is proud to be consistently behind the curve no matter what happens in the automotive world “We were so late that they called it off!” – MSMIA writer Justin stated during a glue eating contest. In fact, this isn’t the first time the beloved…
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Top 10 Hot-Not-Hatches
We love hot hatches; theyre cheap, fun, and practical. But they’re not alone. In fact, there’s a lot of cheap, fun, and practical cars that aren’t even hatchbacks.
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Nissan Altima NISMO LEAKED!!!!
Nissan has had a long history of exciting Nismo products, and now their sporty 4-door sedan is getting the Nismo treatment as well! Nissan has already pimped out their best selling car, the Sentra, with the whole Nismo package. Maybe the changes made there can help cue us into what this Altima will look and…
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2013 Nissan Versa – The Vile and the Hateful
From the hall of a local abandoned hydroelectric plant, The Skinwalker presents This is without a doubt the worst vehicle I have driven with no redeeming part of the experience. These cars should not exist but here we are. Ahhhh Nissan, a company once loved and now loathed, I have a soft spot for Nissan solely because the…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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Man falls asleep in a society, wakes up in a Zociety
One too many times Noah Noe (who was asked to be nameless) has decided he’d rather smell sharpies than focus on his job at a gas station. But who could blame him really. It was 3am, four hours into the “real” morning shift, when the event in question happened. “There was a bright flash of…
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Will Nissan Revive The 2006 Murano?
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! With the looming departure of the Titan, an auto-only Nismo Z, and few niches left for more crossover models, it’s truly a race to the bottom at Nissan motor company. In copying the homework of their classmate Mitsubishi, business priority numero uno is…
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BREAKING NEWS: MSIMA Has Purchased Nissan of Russia for $1
Recently Nissan has announced their departure from the Russian market, selling all of their Russian operations and locations. Because of this, they are reportable taking a $686 million dollar loss. How are they losing this much money? Because the thrifty fucks at Mis-Shift gave them an offer Mr. Nissan couldn’t refuse. For a grand total…
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Spec Altima vs Spec Land Yacht – Which is the Series for You?
There are a surprising amount of options out there if you want to dive into competitive racing. SCCA and NASA, the two largest motorsports organizations in the US of A, offer us two unique classes to look at, and help you decide which is right for the aspiring racing driver inside all of us. Spec…